Tak Bagi Chance Langsung
5 Comments Published by iJun Saturday, 10 June 2006 in Lost Encounters and Conversations, Lost Moments and MemoriesThe first time I shaved my head completely must have been back in 1999 during my second year of employment after graduating. I was living alone in a purpose-built-flat in the outskirts of Hertfordshire, and bored out of my skull one weekend. Seeing as I had a pair of scissors and a razor handy…
Nobody recognised me when I came into work on the following Monday. I drew far more attention from the ladies then ever before and my bosses kind of feared me. So I thought to myself, “This look works for me.” Oh, and that was also the time when I stopped wearing my Mahathir-style glasses. For some reason, my eyes became better and I didn’t need glasses anymore. Must be from all that constant ego-stroking from the secretaries.
And while we’re on the topic of shaving, some time ago…
Sis: Huh? EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!! APA TU?
Me: It’s a goatee lah.
Sis: NO! NO! DONWAN LAH!! BURUKS!!!!
Me: Ala why? Okay what.
Sis: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NO FACIAL HAIR WHATSOEVER!!!!!
Ish teruk betul la kakak aku ni. Orang nak berangan pun tak boleh.
UPDATE:
Somehow or rather, this post reminds me of Nujum Pak Belalang.
Banyakkkkkkk-banyakkkkkkkkkkk.
Jarangggggggggggggg-jaranggggggggggggggggggggg.
Kadang…. kadang….
Sedikit……….. sedikit…………….
Apakah ianya itu, wahai ahlun nujum?
Jambangs. Hehe.
