The first time I shaved my head completely must have been back in 1999 during my second year of employment after graduating. I was living alone in a purpose-built-flat in the outskirts of Hertfordshire, and bored out of my skull one weekend. Seeing as I had a pair of scissors and a razor handy…

Nobody recognised me when I came into work on the following Monday. I drew far more attention from the ladies then ever before and my bosses kind of feared me. So I thought to myself, “This look works for me.” Oh, and that was also the time when I stopped wearing my Mahathir-style glasses. For some reason, my eyes became better and I didn’t need glasses anymore. Must be from all that constant ego-stroking from the secretaries.

164099627 Fe64E7F51A MAnd while we’re on the topic of shaving, some time ago…

Me: Hey sis, check this out.

Sis: Huh? EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!! APA TU?

Me: It’s a goatee lah.

Sis: NO! NO! DONWAN LAH!! BURUKS!!!!

Me: Ala why? Okay what.

Sis: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NO FACIAL HAIR WHATSOEVER!!!!!

Ish teruk betul la kakak aku ni. Orang nak berangan pun tak boleh.

UPDATE:
Somehow or rather, this post reminds me of Nujum Pak Belalang.

Banyakkkkkkk-banyakkkkkkkkkkk.

Jarangggggggggggggg-jaranggggggggggggggggggggg.

Kadang…. kadang….

Sedikit……….. sedikit…………….

Apakah ianya itu, wahai ahlun nujum?

Jambangs. Hehe.






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