The Lost Codger

For those unfamiliar with the word “footsy” or “footsie”, the Free Dictionary defines it as, “The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one’s own, as under a table“. Whereas the Oxford English Dictionary defines it as, “The action of touching someone’s feet lightly with one’s own as a playful expression of romantic interest“.

Can I assume that everyone’s got the gist of it?

Good.

The last time I came close to anything remotely similar to a footsy session was when someone showed me the remarkable results of using an epilator on her leg. I was highly aroused by it, probably due to the fact that I wasn’t expecting to be shown that much silky smooth skin at close range, let alone at that particular area of the body.

Ok that’s probably not a good example. There was no actual “touching” involved was there?

Let’s see now. Going back as far as I can remember, the only time when it involved me, a lady and both our feet under the table, was when I was doing my A-Levels. We were in the middle of a class when Kathy (boy was she hot), leaned over from her seat to ask me something about the tutorial we were doing. I could barely hear her and seeing as I was eager to please; adjusted my chair to get closer, not realising she had planted her foot just next to me.

*CRUNCHHH!*

Poor Kathy was in too much pain to even let out an audible scream.

Anyway, I came across this video clip a few days ago and it kind of reminded me of her.

To Kathy, wherever you are, I’m ever so sorry!

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