The Lost Codger

Today marks the 16th day that I’m officially home. I just bought a pair of RM15 “casual shorts” for myself from the nearby Giant Mall. The last time I wore shorts was back in secondary school when I was in Form Three. Most of my friends had made the switch to wearing trousers and I […]

“Emmm I geramlah tengok belakang you tuh. Rasa macam nak cubit je.”
“Okay, besok, I kasi you lepaskan geram you tu. Amacam?”
“Ehhh you ni! Naughty lah!”

I was that close to throwing up. That’s it, no more drama swasta for me!

“My friend went to Denmark and all she got me was this.”

With my impending vacation only days away, I’ve been clearing and tidying up my flat so that it would be pleasant to come home to later, rather be in shock to see a pigsty. My dining table is now a dining table again with […]

One thing that I realised whilst having a nostalgic conversation with The Elitist* and The Sheepwoman** earlier today was how much higher their level of English is compared to mine. I mean, I know their written work is superb, but I had no idea they would talk very similar to how they write, apart from […]

“Kate mati..”, I nudged her arm with the palm of my hand.
For a brief moment, there was silence. I can’t exactly remember what she was telling him about, but all that rigorous hand-movement stopped as soon as I interrupted her.
She was speechless. She didn’t even look at me, but I could see her eyes moving […]