Archive for the 'Lost Humour and Rhymes' Category
Remember To Charge Your MP3 Player
6 Comments Published by iJun Friday, 2 June 2006 in Lost Encounters and Conversations, Lost Humour and Rhymes“He might see us.” “He’s too busy with his music honey….” If there’s one thing worse than an iPod that just ran out of juice, it’s leaving the earplugs in your ears and letting the male gay couple groping each other beside you think you can’t hear their conversations. I’m just glad they weren’t as friendly as….
Play Footsy With Me
4 Comments Published by iJun Thursday, 11 May 2006 in Lost Moments and Memories, Lost Humour and RhymesWhereas the Oxford English Dictionary defines it as, “The action of touching someone’s feet lightly with one’s own as a playful expression of romantic interest”.Can I assume that everyone’s got the gist of it?… I could barely hear her and seeing as I was eager to please; adjusted my chair to get closer, not realising she had planted her foot just next to me.*CRUNCHHH!*Poor Kathy was in too much pain to even let out an audible scream.Anyway, I came across this video clip a few days ago and it kind of reminded me of her.To Kathy, wherever you are, I’m ever so sorry!
The Royal Cat’s Birthday in Spain
10 Comments Published by iJun Thursday, 4 May 2006 in Lost Encounters and Conversations, Lost Humour and RhymesHe just got back from a 10km run and we further went on to discuss about the different tints in our sunglasses (to avoid getting caught while oggling at scantily-clad conchitas in the park), when he mentioned that he had a four-day weekend.I was of course disgusted by that, since we only had a three-day weekend over here (May Day Bank Holiday). So I asked him what it was for.”Tuesday is the Royal Cat’s birthday”, he said.”You’re pulling my leg.”"Why would I do that?”Of course, I didn’t believe him straight away.
U Know That Song Or Not?
10 Comments Published by iJun Monday, 1 May 2006 in Lost Encounters and Conversations, Lost Humour and RhymesChatting with Ayu across the pond….
23:16:33 ayu: this weekend should be fun
23:16:37 ayu: kawan datang visit
23:16:50 iJun: kawan tang mana?
23:16:51 ayu: and next week ada two baskets lagi datang visit for two weeks
23:17:02 ayu: oh
23:17:08 ayu: kawan dari sec school
23:17:13 ayu: dia dok kat chicago skarang
23:17:19 ayu: saja. nak berjalan jalan
23:17:39 iJun: […]
Bulu oh bulu
Kenapa takde pun dulu?
Tiba-tiba keluar seribu
Terkejut dibuatnya aku
Bulu oh bulu
Kenapa serabut macam tu?
Nak sikat pun tak lalu
Agaknya sebab tak syampu
Bulu oh bulu
Sakit tak kalau cabut bulu?
Kalau takde bulu boleh ke laku?
Perempuan kan suka lelaki berbulu?
Bulu oh bulu
Jakun betul tengok bawah lampu
Macam tak pernah tengok bulu
Nasib baiklah takde kutu
Hehe.
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