The Lost Codger

“Is this 9/11?”
I was startled by a voice which came from behind me. I looked over my left shoulder and saw a man, average build, receding hairline, wearing a grey bomber jacket, blue jeans and trainers. He was probably in his early fourties. Although I haven’t travelled around much, the vast ethnic diversity in London […]

He couldn’t understand why the people there wouldn’t let her in straight away.I waited and waited at the arrival halls with him until eventually his mobile phone rang; it was people who was holding my new owner in custody…. Fortunately, the nice girl at the nearby phone store allowed him to charge his battery there.Once his battery was half-charged, he went to make further phone calls.

Wow, what a way to start on a Monday morning. Let me get straight down to details. Somebody really got on my nerves today, somebody online. Yes, its amazing how someone can be extremely annoying via the wonders of the internet. Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy the regular chat […]

(around midnight London local time, over a long-distance phonecall)
Me: Hi Mum! It’s me.
Mum: Hi Son.
Me: Selamat Hari Raya!
Mum: Selamat Hari Raya to you too. Have you eaten anything yet?
Me: Not yet but I’m making nasi himpit, rendang, lodeh, kuah kacang, simple2 stuff.
Mum: Oh ya, it’s still night time over there ha?
Me: Ya it’s just passed […]

Hi sayang, how are you? Hope you’re doing fine. Abang ok je.
You tengah buat apa tadi? Abang saje je tulis ni. Tgh takleh tido, so might as well I write something to you. Err.. abang sebenarnya tak biasa tulis2 ni. So kalau tak best jangan marah abang ok?
How […]