You Know You’re Still A Bachelor When…
Published by iJun Monday, 20 November 2006 in Lost Thoughts and Ramblings, Lost Humour and Rhymes | Popularity: 4% Tags: No Tags.
…the first thing you do when you get home is shed your clothes and walk around in your underwear.
…you didn’t hold an open house last hari raya.
…expiry dates on food mean nothing to you.
…you still enjoy watching cartoons.
…you only hoover when you’re expecting guests.
…you take a pee/dump with the door open.
…you have a crush on at least one popular celebrity.
…you have a regular tv-viewing schedule.
…your kitchen sink is never empty.
…you consider getting a pet.
…you take the trash out only when you can no longer stand the stench.
…your idea of a fulfilling weekend is cleaning your trainers in the washing machine.
…your fridge is always almost empty but your freezer is always almost full.
…you have a dining table that is used for work/hobby/other non-meal related activities.
…you eat in front of the telly.
…you keep your best plates and utensils aside for when your mum comes over.
…bites on your legs prompt you to change your bed sheets.
…wearing your best clothes means you haven’t done the laundry in a while.
…most of your friends your age can’t seem to talk about anything else besides their kids.
…you bitch about being a pathetic bachelor in your blog.
lol
this post hit a little too close to home…
Married men living alone pun macam tu laaa.
hmmph.
i did wonder whether it’s in the Y chromosome.
who’s the pathetic bachelor ????
I have to say Ash, it is a guy thing… it is it is!
ceh. i take it girls are not like that then?
No, I don’t walk around in my underwear when I get home, I am well aware of expiry dates on food, I don’t hoover just when I am expecting guests, I still close the toilet door when I go in, my kitchen sink is spotless, I don’t want a pet, I take the trash out 3 times a week, a fulfilling weekend means reading and football, my fridge is better stocked than my freezer, I change bedsheets regularly, I don’t keep my best china for my mum (admittedly, I only have one plate, 2 bowls and a few mugs to my name), and my dining table is where I eat.
Although to be fair, I watch cartoons, did not have an open house last raya, and I do eat in front of the telly.
yo, i subscribed to that
after making sure all windows are properly locked and curtains are drawn… i’ll be off in my undies 
call me pervert but i like being in lingeries at home.. alone 
most of your friends your age can’t seem to talk about anything else besides their kids
or their husbands… Euww… so boring!
great news, here are some thing that you can still do even if you’re not a bachelor
-peeing with door open
-walk around in underwear
-watch cartoons
-eat in front of telly
… obviously speaking from experience..