The Lost Codger

Fasting starts tomorrow in London as announced by the ICCUK.

Kutu oh kutu Why suddenly got kutu Makes me itchy want to garu-garu Now must go get special shampoo Kutu oh kutu All over my carpet got kutu Must be careful not to step on kutu Can see them loncat-loncat like kangaroo Kutu oh kutu Everywhere also now got kutu Got kutu when I step into my shoe And got bitten when I go poopoo too Kutu oh kutu Used flea spray already still got kutu Can feel the moving between my bulu What to do now what to do?

I wasn’t sure if it was a flea or some other insect, but my instinct told me to just give it a good whacking. *PIAKKKKKKKKKKKKK* Spot on. Even though my leg was feeling a bit of pain, it didn’t seem to matter at the time…. My late grandma would carefully sieve through my hair with one of those specialist comb a.k.a. “sikat kutu” and squeesh them between her two fingernails. “You’re dead”, I said to the creature that was still stuck under my fingernail, and proceeded to press hard against it. It was my own fingernail that I was pressing hard against, so of course I felt pain, but nevertheless I pressed even harder.