Tak Bagi Chance Langsung

The first time I shaved my head completely must have been back in 1999 during my second year of employment after graduating. I was living alone in a purpose-built-flat in the outskirts of Hertfordshire, and bored out of my skull one weekend. Seeing as I had a pair of scissors and a razor handy…

Nobody recognised me when I came into work on the following Monday. I drew far more attention from the ladies then ever before and my bosses kind of feared me. So I thought to myself, “This look works for me.” Oh, and that was also the time when I stopped wearing my Mahathir-style glasses. For some reason, my eyes became better and I didn’t need glasses anymore. Must be from all that constant ego-stroking from the secretaries.

164099627 Fe64E7F51A MAnd while we’re on the topic of shaving, some time ago…

Me: Hey sis, check this out.

Sis: Huh? EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!! APA TU?

Me: It’s a goatee lah.

Sis: NO! NO! DONWAN LAH!! BURUKS!!!!

Me: Ala why? Okay what.

Sis: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NO FACIAL HAIR WHATSOEVER!!!!!

Ish teruk betul la kakak aku ni. Orang nak berangan pun tak boleh.

UPDATE:
Somehow or rather, this post reminds me of Nujum Pak Belalang.

Banyakkkkkkk-banyakkkkkkkkkkk.

Jarangggggggggggggg-jaranggggggggggggggggggggg.

Kadang…. kadang….

Sedikit……….. sedikit…………….

Apakah ianya itu, wahai ahlun nujum?

Jambangs. Hehe.


5 Responses to “Tak Bagi Chance Langsung”  

  1. 1 kudo

    well, goatee jarang mcm tu. what did you expect? s

  2. 2 Ayes

    i prefer being cleanshaven not not having to shave often though. less of a hassle. There’s this guy I know, he has to shave every single bloody day. What a hassle. his facial hair grows so fast, you can actually see it growing.

  3. 3 iJun

    you can actually see the hair growing? wow that sounds like a scene from Manimal!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manimal

    kudo mesti ingat punya hehe (y)

  4. 4 Lisa

    I thought I had seen everything that can possibly be done during a LONGGG traffic jam until last week.
    The guy in the Saab cabriolet next to us was shaving his head off while driving…

  5. 5 iJun

    Wha??? With a razor?? o

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