The Lost Codger

…time to set the clock back an hour.

Another summer day
Has come and gone away
In Paris and Rome
But I wanna go home
Mmmmmmmm
Maybe surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel all alone
I just wanna go home
Oh I miss you, you know
And I’ve been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you
Each one a line or two
‚ÄúI‚Äôm fine […]

I’m not expecting you to be someone you’re not.

We’re in a restaurant, we’re dressed up, we’re eating.
If not small talk, what is there?

According to Freud, and I’m paraphrasing, instinct of love
toward an object demands a mastery to obtain it…

…and if a person feels they can’t control the object or feel
threatened by it, they act negatively […]

I was in my bed getting all comfy and cozy when all of a sudden, *PAARRRPPPP!*, I had a great big fart. My whole bed vibrated violently as if I was experiencing my own mini-tsunami. The temperature underneath my duvet must have increased by threefold. Keeping it firmly tucked in for sure […]

10 karipaps on my plate, time to break my fast, I can’t wait
9 karipaps on my plate, 1st one heavenly, 2nd one should be great
8 karipaps on my plate, it’s nice and hot, I’m sure you can relate
7 karipaps on my plate, enjoying it too much, can’t stop at this rate
6 karipaps on my plate, […]

It was very dark and cold as I walked home from the local mosque earlier this evening. It has been nineteen days of fasting and that means ten days left to go before Eid. I can‚Äôt help but to remember the time I did terawikh prayers when I was still back home in […]