The Lost Codger

Garden State Soundtrack
Artist: Colin Hay
Song: I Just Don’t Think I’ll Ever Get Over You

I drink good coffee every morning
Comes from a place that’s far away
And when I’m done I feel like talking
Without you here there is less to say
I don’t want you thinking I’m unhappy
What is closer to the truth
That if I lived till I […]

“See, Daddy? All the keys are in alphabetical order now!”

… that must have come from your mother.

COUNTDOWN host Richard Whiteley died last night following surgery for a heart condition.
Richard, 61, fronted the Channel 4 word quiz for 23 years.
His co-presenter Carol Vorderman was said to be “in a complete state of shock”.
The TV housewives’ favourite passed away with his girlfriend Kathryn Apanowicz by his side.
Richard lost his brave battle against severe […]

You are hurting me. Why are you so mean and nasty to me?
I’m doing this because you can’t seem to give me what I ask for; peace. You keep coming back to haunt me. Please go away.
You said you love me. Why are you doing this to me?
I do love you. But you don‚Äôt seem […]

Pahdur who-jong ming-goo yahng lurpass, saiya turlah nah-eek kur bandahr Lancaster oontohk burjoompurr durngahn rakahn-rakahn saiya. Saiya burtolahk sirjoorose sirlurpass tar-mud bekuhrjur on Friday. Ahgark kepurr-nutahn joo-gurr saiya sirlurpass memahndoo lurbeeh dahree.. how do you say, ehrmm.. five hours.
Ehrm.. around midnight, saiya tea-bar dee roo-mahh Idlan. Bur-lee-yeow mengah-jug saiya mah-sook oon-torque sir-chah-one coffee. There, saiya […]