The Lost Codger

I must admit, having a mini supermarket (called Budgens by the way) just next door to my main office has its advantages. Just the name gives you the impression of a very very‚Ķ err‚Ķ money saving‚Ķ. errr‚Ķ. repository outlet. The name itself should also tell you about the employees they hire. No, I‚Äôm not being […]

My car was sent to the garage last Monday to have a big dent fixed. No, it wasn’t my fault. Somebody ran into it while it was parked stationary by the side of the road. Luckily, the person left his details on my windscreen, admitting it was his fault. Last I heard, the same person […]

Ku lari ke hutan kemudian menyanyiku,.
Ku lari ke pantai kemudian teriakku
Sepi..sepi dan sendiri aku benci
Ingin bingar aku mau di pasar..
Bosan aku dengan penat
Enyah saja kau pekat
Seperti berjelaga jika ku sendiri
Pecahkan saja gelasnya biar ramai
Biar mengaduh sampai gaduh
Ada malaikat menyulam jaring labah-labah belang di tembok keraton putih
Kenapa tidak kau goyangkan saja locengnya biar terdera
Atau aku harus […]

It was about 4:30pm when I received a call from Carole, our receptionist.
“Ahmad. Miss Y is here to see you in reception.”
“Who?”, I asked in a slightly higher-toned voice.
“Miss Y. Are you surprised?”
“Err.. yeah. I’ll be downstairs in a couple of minutes.”
“Ok see you then.”
Images of my friends paying me a surprise visit at my […]

Voice on the telephone while I’m seated at my workstation:
Thank you for calling the tech support helpline. If your computer becomes obsolete while you’re still on hold, press 1 to reach our sales department.
Crap!!!